me auditioning to model
John Green in his toast at his brother’s wedding.
when you make it to class just before the late bell rings
SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
college is a truly amazing place
when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing
*puts follower count on job application*
I’ve made a mistake
oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something