sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?


bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans


sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this


zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”


zobb:

cry me a lake by justin timberriver





anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away


swagbat:

this is so important to remember

swagbat:

this is so important to remember


WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

pinkthatfuckingpink:

rubber—chicken:

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

i am the friend


familyfriendlyporno:

this is a lot to take in all at once


goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking


mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile



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