humorking:

me auditioning to model

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When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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summer-meighan:

John Green in his toast at his brother’s wedding.


taco-bell-rey:

when you make it to class just before the late bell rings

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spoopyphilia:

SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK



neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"


lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place


zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

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bagmilk:

*puts follower count on job application*


racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake



fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something



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