taco-bell-rey:

Shh.. My anaconda is deciding




notwifi:

when one of your siblings gets yelled atimage

mom: you can be next

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rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama


petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that


sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 




chainsandshipsexciteme:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 



inactiveblogger:

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice


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